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sarahten — Fri, 15 May 2009 18:44:00 CDT

Mysterious Acorn

badnewsblues — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:04:25 CST

If you saw the Ghostly Car Ad, you'll like this movie. After she saw the Ghostly Car Ad, Ylime got inspired and with the help of her family produced an EVEN BETTER car ad.... in Minnesota.

Make sure that you read this article before watching the video.

This is a car advertisement from the United States. After they had finished filming the ad and begun editing, the film editor noticed something moving along the back of the car, watch closely and you’ll see an unidentified object.

Watch the back end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the object following the car along the road...... creepy! What is this unidentified object? Watch closely and decide for yourself what it is.

About Ylime Grebyn

badnewsblues — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 15:02:40 CST

My name is Emily and I am going to be 14 in December and I like srepapswen. Newspapers are cool.

I'm the person on the Jaguar who writes all the weird stories that are often left unpublished because they are so weird. I do write some actually worth reading material too, so you should read everything I write and decide yourself whether it's worth reading or not. Check out the Halloween page! It is amazing. But I liked this video! Sie können nie sagen. I wrote a story about the possible crazy hairstyles you could do if you were dlab.

For those of you who were wondering (or even suspecting) I am a bit off my rocker. NOT IN A BAD WAY!!! That's just how I am. If you think that I'm really weird, "Sie ist doof!!"

Check out JaguarOnlineExtended it skcor. It is the part of Jaguar Online where there are some of our unpublished stories... AND SOME OF YOURS!!!

You can send your stories to jaguarteam1@gmail.com OR put it in the box by Kyle's room OR do a "hand-off" (doesn't that sound like something from an action movie?) with someone on the Jaguar.

Ding Dong Ditch GOES WRONG!!!

badnewsblues — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:06:04 CDT

This looks pretty painful. We hope your mayday ding
dongditching doesn't turn out to be like this!

Easter Bunny Rap

badnewsblues — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:58:47 CDT

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Flaming Turkey Toss

badnewsblues — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:52:48 CST

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Santa Sessions

badnewsblues — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 20:52:11 CST

Feeling the after-Christmas blues?? Well don't be sad!! Santa should be the one who is sad after all of the crap he's being given in this video!! Enjoy and have a Happy New Year from the Jaguar staff!!

AMAZING Chocolate Chip Cookies

badnewsblues — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 16:32:22 CST

These make a great Christmas gift, but
I understand if you want to keep them
all to yourself. They were pretty popular at school. (note: this picture only resembles what the cookies would look like– it isn't an actual picture of them– just a picture of chocolate chip cookies. the real ones probably taste better. Read on and achieve great new wisdom.)

Ingredients:
1/2 cup rolled oats
2-1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1-1/2 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. cinnamon
1 cup butter, softened
3/4 cup brown sugar, packed
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1-1/2 tsp. vanilla
1/2 tsp. lemon juice
2 eggs
3 cups semi-sweet, chocolate chips
1-1/2 cups chopped walnuts

Directions:
Grind oats in a food processor or blender until fine.
Combine the ground oats with the flour, baking soda, salt and cinnamon in a medium bowl. Cream together the butter, sugars, vanilla, and lemon juice in another medium bowl with an electric mixer.
Add the eggs and mix until smooth. Stir the dry mixture into the wet mixture and blend well. Add the chocolate chips and nuts to the dough and mix by hand until ingredients are well blended.
For the best results, chill the dough overnight in the refrigerator before baking the cookies. Spoon rounded 1/4 cup portions onto an ungreased cookie sheet. Place the scoops about 2 inches apart. Bake in a 350°F oven for 16-18 minutes or until cookies are light brown and soft in the middle. Store in a sealed container when cool to keep soft.
If you haven't figured this step out yet, EAT THE COOKIES!!! (or give them to friends– I recommend EATING THE COOKIES!!!!!!!)The cookies are REALLY good warm with a cup of coffee! (Ratio coffee to cookies= 1:10)

about Alix Dahl

hello.dahly — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:50:11 CST

Hello, I'm Alix Dahl (hello.dahly), I write for THE JAGUAR, which is Pakview Center School's bi-weekly newspaper. I am currently the this day in history journalist. If you want to submit something you think should be written about in Current Events, comment on my segment of the website or email me at jaguarteam1@gmail.com, with the subject line- Alix Dahl- Current Events or the equivalent (As long as it contains my name, it should be fine.). You can aslo comment.email about articles, just make sure to include the title/date and keep it respectful.
Thanks,
-Alix Dahl

ps.-since we don't have to be total boring robots on our pages (just found that out today), PJOE RULES!! (He's my cat and he is awesome.)

(pjoe, a little stretched out)

About Nick Renford

hello.dahly — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:45:41 CST

Hello, I'm Nick Renford (nickrenfo) and I am on THE JAGUAR staff. I currently do the "games, laughs, and lots to do" section. If you have something you want me to include in my segment, comment on this portion of the website or email me (with the subject line Nick Renford, or the equivalent) at jaguarteam1@gmail.com. Just make sure to keep it respectful!
Thanks!
-Nick Renford

ok, over with the boring stuff. this is alix, secretly editing nix profile. nick is nick and he is blond. and emo. jk. but he should be. hahaa. he should shave his head, he would be dashing that way ;))

Under the Mistletoe

badnewsblues — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 09:13:07 CST

Happy Holidays, PCS 7/8 Grade!!
(Please turn your volume up for the full experience of the movie)

About Kristina Schroeder

Purple11 — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:46:07 CST

Hi. My name is Kristina and I am the advice Columnist of THE JAGUAR! If you have a question, problem or scenario that needs answering, write to me. You can e-mail me, slip a note or stuff it in my locker if you want to. I have been giving advice to many people since I was young so if you want an opinion, WRITE! Please keep your notes anonymous. If you need a friend, I AM HERE! I am on the newspaper because I have had a love of writing ever since I can remember. I like to read alot! Remember that if you need a person to talk to, come and talk to me!
Facts about myself:
-I LOVE CATS!
-My favorite subject is English (kinda explains why I am on the newspaper!)
-I LOVE HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!! I would tell you who I absolutely adore but you would never let me live it down! (that's right, just keep guessing)
-My biggest pet peeves are, chewing with your mouth open!!!!!!!!

About Sarah Resemius

twinkie_queen — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:32:22 CST

Hi there folks! I'm Sarah R., and I write the Recommended Books column in the school newspaper and have gone to Parkview since Kindergarten. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send in suggestions, otherwise I have to decide which book to write the article on independently, which doesn't work so well as I don't know what the readers are looking for quite yet. If you have any suggestions PLEASE send them in to the JAGUAR mailbox in Kyle Fisher's classroom by the door. Thank you and have a good morning/day/evening/night. Also, if you want to email me suggestions, please put in the subject line "Sarah R." because I know I have a near-impossible last name. Please please please keep it respectful, I appreciate it! So anyways send in those suggestions, and adios amigos!

I am copying Alix (sorry Alix) asap and putting a picture of my beautiful doggie Coco on my page and yes I do know that Alix has a CAT on her page I'm just taking the basic idea. So anyways just thought I'd keep all of you in suspense, lol.

Soooo if you like reading please please pleeeeease contribute to the jaguar and send in your recommended reading suggestions!!! They'll probably appear in the newspaper, and I'll definitely put them in the online Games, Laughs, and Lots to Do section! So thanks!

About Bri Gysbers

sarahten — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:47:48 CST

Hi, I'm the sports writer at the jaguar and I could really use some help. If you have an idea for an article than please send me a letter or write it in the box in kyles room. The best type have an article outline and remember to write your name and a way to contact you preferably by email and please tell me if you would like your name in the newspaper so that we can give credit to you. If it's a team thing then give us the entire teams name. Thank you!

Ghostly Car Ad

badnewsblues — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:00:56 CST

Halloween has now come and gone. We were very disappointed that there wasn’t much about Halloween printed in the newspaper, so we decided to put a page up just dedicated to Halloween. Here is a short article to be read before viewing this very intriguing movie clip. (You'll need to scroll down to the bottom of the page to view the clip, it is under attachments.) Enjoy, and Happy Belated Halloween! –Jaguar Staff

Really cool, but make sure that you read the article before watching the video.

This is a car advertisement from Great Britain. When they finished filming the ad, the film editor noticed something moving along the side of the car, Watch closely and notice a ghostly white mist.

They found out that a person had been killed a year earlier in the same exact spot.

The ad was never put on TV because of the unexplained ghostly phenomenon.

Watch the front end of the car as it clears the trees in the middle of the screen and you'll see the white mist crossing in front of the car then following it along the road......Spooky! Is it a ghost, or is it simply mist? You decide.

About Charliey Libra

hello.dahly — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:49:54 CDT

Hi, Charliey Libra. Here's some interesting stuff about me...
fav nickname (is nickname one word?????): Sarcastic Ninja
fav food: i dont know... some sort of shrimp pasta
fav subject: art!!!!!!!!
fav text to use here: impact (its the only cool one)
fav animal: White tigers!
fav show: family guy
fav youtube pix: text message break up
social group: OUTCASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
fav actor to hate: Tom Cruise or Jimmy Falon
fav female celeb to hate: Paris Hillton or Britney Spears
fav IM: >^.^< its sooooo cute!!
fav color: Lavender
fav langue; Gorthog the lost lange of the dark elves
hobbies: petting cats, acting, improve hating people, judging peope i don't know

well thats all i can really think of for now i might add stuff who knows?

i can write in diffent colors!!!! coollllllllllll!!!!

OH YEAH I FORGOT i do the art section cause art is as awesome as tails and ninja and this >^.^< see its cute

Sim genetics can be interesting. I have one couple where
Dad's genetics Brown/Blond
Mom's genetics Red/Red (former dormie) Three kids - two blonds and one red head. Not once did the brown hair gene get passed to one of the girls. All three girls must have Blond/Red - just once the red happened to win, and twice the blond gene masked the red.

(\__/).
(='.'=) <hey charles, alix finally remembered how to make the bunny!!
(")_(")

Contact Us

badnewsblues — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:15:05 CDT

Yes we KNOW we've told you a million times every where else on the site, but just to make this completely idiot proof, we made a page that tells you every way you can contact us. :-p

Email us at: jaguarteam1@gmail.com, be sure to include (if provided) the name of the Team Member you are writing to, and (if provided) the name of the article/ web page you are referring too.

There is a mailbox to your right as you walk in the door in Kyle Fisher's classroom. That mailbox is for submissions, comments, and suggestions about the Jaguar. If you submit to that box, PLEASE make sure your writing is legible. (Otherwise it'll be us sitting there trying to decipher it– and if it's COMPLETELY awful, we might just throw it away). Include your first and last name, your submission, and the date. Please put your submissions on a full sheet of regular printer paper or three-hole punched lined paper. Sorry for any inconveniences.

You can also leave comments on this website at the bottom of any page. Please do not try to leave any submissions as a comment because it will slow up our server. (You do not need a wetpaint account to leave a comment.)

you've got a friend

badnewsblues — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 15:13:39 CDT

People still need advice even if it can't be in the actual paper. respond to these submissions in the comments (below). Be sure to include the number of the submission you are responding to.

To submit a new "Ask a friend", email Kristina at jaguarteam1@gmail.com or see our contact page for more options

Dear Friend,

I had a fight with my friend the other day...well not really a fight. but she got mad at me and i hadn't wanted her to at all. i think she took something I said as an insult but I can't figure out why. I don't want to go into to much detail or I think She'll know who this is. Friends? I need advice.

from,

confused about friendships

NOW THERES A SEPARATE SITE WHERE YOU CAN AUTOMATICALLY MAKE YOUR OWN JOURNAL FOR PEOPLE TO REPLY TO. CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO MAKE YOUR OWN JOURNAL.*
http://askafriend.wetpaint.com
*note: submissions on askafriend.wetpaint.com will not be posted on the jaguar site.

About Sarah Smith

sarahten — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:30:48 CDT

Hello All!

I suppose this is where I tell you random facts about me. I am 14 years old, I have an adorable cat named tom (I'll show you a picture on here), and more importantly, I started THE JAGUAR! I came to parkview last year and joined the 7th grade class. But since I didn't know many people, I couldn't get a newspaper started. But now I have a ton of friends and alot of them are in the newspaper.

If you want to submit something you think should be written about in The Jaguar, comment on my segment of the website or email me at jaguarteam1@gmail.com, with the subject line- Sarah Smith- The Jaguar or the equivalent (As long as it contains my name, it should be fine.). You can aslo comment/email about articles, just make sure to give the title/date of the article and keep it respectful.

thanks!

Sarah

p.s. check out my other wikis!

word of the week, a jaguar extension with more and more cool words to use next time you write

dragon lore, lots of dragon art coming soon (i need to get my scanner working)

harry potter fans! any harry potter freaks around here? my friend made this site and i think you'll like

your personal online journal, a site where you can share your feelings and get advice from friends, a good vent for feelings

homework helpers

sarahten — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 17:19:40 CDT

Ok. admit it, we've all experienced homework overload syndrom. To avoid this mental health hazard, We've put all the sites from our teachers sites onto this one page, so we can find all the help we need in one place! MORE WILL BE ADDED SOON*

Chris Ederers Homework helpers:

Cell Parts Animation/instruction

Handouts for Experiments: NATURE for Teachers

encyclopedia encarta Frog Dissection (9)
Kyle Fishers Homework helpers:

Vespucci
*many teachers do not have, or will be adding more homework helpers soon. sorry for the inconvenience